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MARC THE SHARK
PRESENTS
Premier event hosting · est. never
SORRY, WE'RE
CLOSED
due to not existing
We regret to inform you that Marc the Shark Presents has ceased operations, on account of never having started them.
Thank you to all zero of our loyal attendees.
Upcoming Events
FRI
Bass Drop Warehouse RaveVenue: TBD · Lineup: TBD · Event: TBD
CANCELLED
SAT
Neon Nights Vol. 1Postponed until Vol. 0 happens
CANCELLED
EVERY NIGHT
The $700M AfterpartyDoors open: never · Dress code: imaginary
CANCELLED